These are not just random rants, you know. These are genuine pieces of published work. Mostly. (Thanks to Fluidfoundation.co.uk, the Australian Times, 020.com, base.ad, ResidentAdvisor.net, Earplug.cc and Spire.com)
A few years ago I had a moment. It was a very rare moment, not just for myself but for all humans alike. It was a moment of total clarity. Sadly, it passed away very quickly and I was left with a strange swelling sensation in my noggin. It took me a short while to deduce that the moment and the swelling were the combined effects of realising what I wanted to do with my life. And so here I am, attempting to regain that moment and in doing so calling myself A JOURNALIST.